Ferret Mom Sayings

[»starla]

Just wanted to jot down some of the stuff I say on a daily basis with the two rascals for you to enjoy 8D

"Give it back!Its mine!"
"Yes..the rug has to stay there."
"Hey!Bring that rug back!!"
"I hate to tell you,but staring does nothing to me."
"Leave my feet alone!"
"You can't steal the sock off my fo...hey give it back!"
"Stop ganging up on the poor cat."
"Slinky,you can't herd Happy."
"Memphis,where are you carrying that off to now?"
"Sorry Happy,but Memphis stole all of your toys."
"STOPPIT!"
"You little sneak!"
"Noo....you have to stay in the harness..."
"Well then you shouldn't have gotten in the fireplace.."
"Why can't you make bathtime easy...?"
"Sto-op...its not MY bathtime.."
"THIEF!"
"You little weasel!"
"Silly mongoose :)"
"Run Slink run!Get her Memp!"
"Get out of the sofa..."
"Be still,darn it!"
"Slinky where did you get all of these matchboxes from..??"
"Did YOU steal -insert random item-?"
"I love you too =)"

[Random]

Sock stealing ferrets? Nice. lol. I say a whole bunch of crazy things to my dogs too. Too many to type, lol. But I do have weird nicknames for them. My GSD is buddy, my Jindo is lil buddy and the other shepherd is usually 'YOU LITTLE BUGGER!'. She's always stealing shoes...chewing up furniture or just being bad in general. lol.

[Commy]

That's so funny, Starla! lol. Poor you xD. I have a rabbit who is in love with teddy bears.. litterally xD and my dogs are insane little things.

[»starla]

Added a few more : D

[Random]

Aw, I've always wanted a ferret x3.
I have a few sayings I use with my dogs.
"Max, go get Maimai!" She has a habit of running away...and not coming back >.<
"Oh no, he decapitated the stuffed animal again."
"Oh no, she killed another animal."
"OH MY GOD YOU STINK!"
"You food whore!"